astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via kellyismybiffle)

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

(via cant-you-see-imbroken)

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via cant-you-see-imbroken)